Today's amazing Spam e-mail
Okay, we all get ridiculous spam from time to time. But one came this morning that was especially hilarious. I usually try to keep the blog focused on business, but this was too good not to share. Plus it’s been psychotically hot all week and my brain is pretty much fried. Anyway…
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SUBJECT:There is a horrible story kbout a man who had no sex at all …
From: Exter Carter
To: lilbizkit12@yahoo.com; lilfartiepanties@yahoo.com; naomi_lei_tayao@yahoo.com; bigcballinin03@yahoo.com
Prepare yourself and yopr penqs for a night of ultimata pleasure!
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So, the subject of a “horrible story” is already pretty funny. But I’ll point your attention to the e-mail addresses it was sent to. I’m not sure if there’s a real person behind such jems as “lil fartie panties” and “big c ballin in 03,” but they’re ridiculous. The fact that Big C was ballin in ‘03 exactly has been making me laugh for about 15 minutes. The ballin possibly continued past that year, but how could we ever know?